Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
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walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going