She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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