I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Four minutes until I can fart!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
is it fun? or sober?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
