The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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