Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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