We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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