so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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