Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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