Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
me + whiskey = a bad person
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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