Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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