YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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