I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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