ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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