All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.