whats a polygalesbian?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..