Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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