I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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