Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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