I'm really into asian looking animals
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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