You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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