I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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