I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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