oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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