Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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