You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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