Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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