Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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