So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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