Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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