i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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