This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Mom said you looked used
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
