I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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