Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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