think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
accomplished twins. life is a go
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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