Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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