so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
we're so committed to being not committed
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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