Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
being pregnant is like rehab
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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