it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud š³
Heās older
Like āhas a job and pays his billsā older or āstill watches porn on DVD because he canāt figure out the Internetā older?
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