You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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