Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Randomize
