So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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