I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She's the barista slut.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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