grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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