would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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