i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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