hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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