I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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