Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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