once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
nutella sex= disaster
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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