Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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