Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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