well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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