actually, I'm a sock model
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize