She's the barista slut.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Randomize
